I’m going to feel bad for you when I’m your mom. lol. I know all the tricks and lies to get away with things with my parents. It’s going to be hard to fool me.. I can tell I’m going to be a very worried mother when you become a teenager. I’m warning you.. haha.
Friend? MY ASS. Little sister? MY ASS. The fuck kind of friend are you? Obviously not a great one. You little little girl. The point isn’t even the fact that all this trouble is over a guy anymore. It’s the fact that you don’t know how to be a damn true friend. But bitch, two can play that game. “I see you.”
It’s bittersweet when looking back at old photos, memories, notes, cards, etc, and reminisce about the old times.. You look at the people in the photos and notice how much they’ve changed throughout time. You look at them now, and all you can think is that’s not how I knew you or I know you’re better than that. But change conquers us all eventually.
I like to hang with guys more than girls. It’s nice to hear the opinions and advice from the opposite sex occasionally. I can feel more at ease hanging with my guy friends than girl friends. They’re easy to get along with. Most guys don’t judge the way girls do. Guys can be so much more easy going than girls. Lets face it, girls can bring unnecessary drama to the table and everything can turn into a competition.
Number 1: The best friend who you’re real close to. You see them at least twice a week, maybe more. You talk a lot and catch up on everything.
Number 2: The best friend you don’t talk to as often, but deep down, you’ll always know that they’re your best friend. They understand you, although they barely see you.
I can be a big germaphobe sometimes. The number one thing that bugs the crap out of me is when people don’t wash their hands before eating. Where have your hands been? You don’t know what you’ve touched all day and you’re going to just stuff food in your mouth. Please, oh please, wash your hands after you pee and sneeze too >.< Whenever someone tries to put their grubby hands in my bag of chips I snatch it away and pour it into their hands. Don’t ever drink out of the same bottle or straw as me unless I say otherwise. You better damn do it waterfall style if I let you. I also hate when people sit on my bed (especially without permission.) I only go on my bed after I’ve taken a shower. I don’t know how people can stand not taking a shower and sleep on the bed. That’s just nasty. You have a full day’s of sweat and you just jump on the bed. That goes for the furniture too. My family and I never sit on the couches unless we’ve showered. If there are guests over, we allow them to sit on the couches, but we wipe them down afterwards. Another thing I can be a clean freak about is when people step on the chair seats with their shoes on. Thanks for wiping the dried up gum and spit you’ve stepped on all day on our seats.